April 2012
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…and I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality. You...
– -George Costanza
One of the best TV characters of all time.
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Go see the doctor!
The reason I want to get healthy is not because I’m into health. It’s because I can’t afford to be sick. Sick is expensive! I don’t even like getting check-ups. A check-up means there may be nothing wrong. At this point we’re just hanging out. On my dime.
When I go see the doctor it’s not for a check-up. I need them to save my life!
Ok doc, my knee hurts whenever I walk, after you’re done...
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