The reason I want to get healthy is not because I’m into health. It’s because I can’t afford to be sick. Sick is expensive! I don’t even like getting check-ups. A check-up means there may be nothing wrong. At this point we’re just hanging out. On my dime.
When I go see the doctor it’s not for a check-up. I need them to save my life!
Ok doc, my knee hurts whenever I walk, after you’re done looking at that, I get these headaches behind my left eye. Please tell me it’s not Cancer. After that, I need to figure something out with my snoring, because it’s killing things with my lady….Oh, and I’m paying out of pocket, so cut me a deal if you can. Good looking out!